Hi
my name is Mae. I met you on my 26th birthday in a bar in Nashville while you were filming for your new season of Family Jewels. I just wanted to say thank you again and send you a copy of the picture you took with me and my boy friend. We are both fans of the show and you really made it a memorable event.??
Dear Gene,
The other day my mom received a phone call.
They asked to speak to Mr. Simmons.
My mom laughed and said “This is Mrs. Sagon,
Mr. $immons lives in California but there are lots of pictures of him here.”
My mom then came to tell me that “you’re not Going to believe this.” STRANGE!
Wesleigh
P.S. Happy New Year!
Response from Gene:
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Hi Gene -
Long time KISS fan here, since like '75 or so. I was 6 then. :)
I just have a quick question for you. I read someplace earlier that the guitar solo on "Christine Sixteen" on Love Gun was actually performed by Eddie Van Halen, not Ace Frehley. Any truth to this, or is this just yet another fool trying to sound like he knows something about which he actually has no clue?
Thanks man. Looking forward to the new album!
--
Scott Wedel
Response from Gene:
Close. But no guitars. The real story is, when KISS got back from Japan, I couldn't sleep and wrote Christine Sixteen in my sleep. I called Eddie and Alex Van Halen and asked em to help me cut three songs at Larabee Sound in LA. We cut Christine, Got Love For Sale and Tunnel of Love. The solo you're talking about WAS played by Eddie...note for note, but ONLY ON THE DEMO. The KISS version has Ace playing those notes.
I have a business idea. I am ready to give you a check for 4 trillion dollars for your help.
Response from Gene:
Ok. Send the check.
Hello Gene,
I know you can't but if you could, if you were in Obama's position right now, where would you start to fix the big mess we are in economically? Just curious because you are a very intelligent and savy businessman.
Johnny
Response from Gene:
A flat tax of 20%. No exceptions. Economists tell us within 5 years, the economy would be balanced.
OK, folks. Lots of you have been asking me what a Co-Hab Agreement is. I am taking the liberty of posting what wikipedia.org says, though I don't rely on this site for all things. It doesn't fact check and is open to rumor and innuendo. So, get yourselves a lawyer to explain the facts of life. Otherwise, here's a short cut re Co-Hab Agreements.
This explains a CO-Hab nicely
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cohabitation_agreement
Cohabitation agreement
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A cohabitation agreement is a form of legal agreement reached between a couple who have chosen to live together (whether they are heterosexual or of the same sex). In some ways, such a couple may be treated like a married couple, such as when applying for a mortgage or working out child support. However, in some other areas, such as property rights, pensions and inheritance, they are treated differently.
A cohabitation agreement contains documentation for a couple who want to live together in order to protect themselves from unnecessary cost and litigation should their cohabitation break down. They can clearly regulate their property rights and what arrangements might be made for mutual financial support, dealing with debt, caring for children, etc.
The agreement also, much like a prenuptial agreement, allows the individuals concerned to determine in advance who will keep specific assets and what will happen to assets that have been purchased jointly if they separate. This agreement is intended to bind both parties.
Gene,
Ronnie James Dio said on a Rock Documentary that you own a patent on the word OJ. Is that true?
Mark
Response from Gene:
No.
Gene
I am an avid watcher of your show, I like your marketing brilliance. I have a brand that I own that I would like you to consider taking over, I would love the opportunity to come and meet you and present it. Please let me know when we can schedule some thing. Thanks.
--
Joshua Hadley
Response from Gene:
I can schedule a meeting immediately. As soon as you put $2 million in my account (my fee), we can get started.
I sincerely think that you are the biggest arrogant asshole I have ever heard talk....
Response from Gene:
That's right. The biggest and best!!! Thank you.
Gene,
Another joke that you might like.
Brian
Tampa, FL
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited
Response from Gene:
Very funny. Did you mean to infer that the Wives Stores across the street went broke because no men dared go inside?
