I saw your likeness on the new Family Guy, your tongue goes through the garage and over to Lois. That was hilarious, and then you were at the end on the Saturday Night live spoof. It was great.

Nick Providence RI

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ON THE COVERS OF ITS BOOKS

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hey Gene,

My daughter of 7 years old is turning 8 in a few days.
Her mother and I always ask for a list of the things she wants.
Top of the list:I want to go and see KISS.
She's always watching "MY DAD" and the symphony DVD.
She's really impressed by you!! At school she draws little Gene's in her notebooks!!
Any chance you will be coming over to Europe in the next 2 or 3 years?
especially Holland?
It would mean a lot to me to take my Kimberley to a KISS-concert!!!!
As i washer age,I wasn't allowed to see or hear KISS.
The demons, my mother said.
But I turned her around. She even comes to see me now as me and my band
KISS MY ASS are playing in the neighbourhood!!
And it's a KISS tribute band off course!!

Thanks form being a big influence in my live,

Bas and Kimberley

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HI,, MR.GOD OF THUNDER,,

ARE YOU A PANTERA FAN ?? I AM , MY DREAM CONCERT WOULD HAVE BEEN ,, KISS & PANTERA ON SAME BILL,, IM STILL SAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPEND TO DIMEBAG DARREL,, NO ONE HAD ANY REASON TO TAKE HIS LIFE, AND TAKE HIS ONE OF A KIND GUITAR PLAYING AWAY FROM US. WHAT DO SAY ABOUT THIS ?.

Response from Gene:

Pantera opened for KISS at the stadium in Buenas Aires, Argentina and at the stadium in Mexico City...a great band.

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Hey Gene

Somone sent this to me today so I thought I pass it along:

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I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do".


One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."


I said, "WHAT??" So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?"


I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed. The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store...

I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them.


She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say OK. And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was


OK.


She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."


I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."


And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."


I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the Spring thaw.



Gary Hudson

Response from Gene:

Or, just try never getting married.

What type of cake is an immediate sexual turnoff to a woman? Wedding cake. One bite and it's the last time you're getting any.

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Hey Gene!